December 2009
okcupid makes me laugh so fucking hard
IM from random stranger:
Hi, I’m into the shit fetish, I have pics and movies of me shitting that I like sharing. If your curious and want to see some let me know, thanks.
Out of curiosity, I asked to see one.
This is what he sent.
“ok here is a link with a pic of a log coming out of my ass”
ok….ive never seen someone with an asshair rug like that in my life. never...
[20:45] Hentai Joe: “Late night, Ensign Seatbelt?” Riker flashes his Emmy Award winning smile as he lovingly caresses your thigh in Ten-Forward. Guinan conceals a knowing smirk as she polishes the otherwise abandoned bar counter. [20:46] iusemyseatbelt: ? [20:46] Hentai Joe: Were erotically roleplaying Star Trek [20:46] Hentai Joe: Your turn [20:46] iusemyseatbelt: oh god
Sitting at memorial hospital waiting for surgery!! So nervous!
